Something To Ponder

I'm not sure were my friend got this from, but I though it was really funny, and very truthful!!!
Here goes...

Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. (Matt, maybe you can see what you can do about that one!!!)

Only in America .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America .....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America ..do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

EVER WONDER ...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors and lawyers call what they do "practice"? (That's scary)

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

So what ya think?? Any thoughts??